Father Pat?

priest

So at my party I knew every single one of those adults was going to ask me what I’m doing now that I graduated. I didn’t feeling being serious about it because I didn’t have a straight answer and it would be annoying. So I just decided to tell everyone I was going to become a priest as a joke. Funny thing is, one of my aunts actually beileved me. She married into the family and is a religious nut. I couldnt stop laughing when my parents told me that she went up to them and said she was so proud that I was becoming a priest. But hey, the way the job market is going these days, you never know….